Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Lost-a-lot. Sir Lost-a-lot was the bravest and the most loyal knight at the round table, but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how many dragons he’d slayed and how he was going to win the war, and some of them began to wonder, “Are Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories even true?” Oh no. So, one of the knights went to King Arthur and said, “I don’t believe Sir Lost-a-lot’s stories. He’s just a big, old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.” And then, even the king began to wonder…

(Source: lostiel, via cardiacmuscle)